I'M THE DECIDER (Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)

If you like your Beatles raw and your eggheads over easy -- then check out this little ditty .

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I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I'm Lying...

Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong

I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider


But heres' another totally unrelated ditty by the incomparable Jonathan Coulton -- that is if you are into the humor only zombies can provide:

PLAY AUDIO: All I Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains

And zombies -- a la Shawn and George A. Romero -- are real cool (dead) dudes.