Bullshitting for Bush

And talking about removing bullshit, Green Left Weekly's Peter Boyle has this to say about Michael Gerson:

Michael Gerson, US President Bush's chief speechwriter for the past seven years, is retiring from the White House. Someone else will have to come up with phrases like “axis of evil”, “the soft bigotry of low expectations” or “the armies of compassion” to sell the messages of the leader of the world’s biggest terrorist state.

Perhaps another will step up from an army of White House minions to craft more extraordinarily rendered prose in Ezy Bite-size chunks for the US president to wage his “freedom agenda”. The sucessful replacement would have to pen disingenuous lines like:

“Freedom is not America's gift to the world; it is the Almighty God's gift to every man and woman in the world.”

 And then craftily qualify this with:

“Today, America speaks anew to the peoples of the world. All who live in tyranny and hopelessness can know the United States will not ignore your oppression or excuse your oppressors. When you stand for your liberty, we will stand with you… we have acted in the great liberating tradition of this nation... By our efforts, we have lit a fire as well as a fire in the minds of men. It warms those who feel its power; it burns those who fight its progress. And one day this untamed fire of freedom will reach the darkest corners of our world.”

(Translation: Actually, it is “America’s gift”, Almighty God is with us and we’ll shoot you if you don’t say: “Thank you, Sir!”)

Time magazine named Gerson (42) one of America's 25 most influential evangelical Christians. "God put Gerson where he is today", said the Ethics and Public Policy Center Vice President Michael Cromartie (he’s an evangelical too).  I guess, Almighty God will find a suitable replacement.

Here at Green Left Weekly, we’re calling for volunteer Bush bullshit removalists -- writers, cartoonists and folk prepared to help us distribute the paper. Divine appointees need not apply.

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