W.C.Fields -- in the beginning

It has twigged with me that I deserve W.C.Fields and he doth deserve me.

I've read every movie script of his I can get my hands on and have a more than passing acquaintance with the recordings of which this one below is an example. So I guess I can formally announce that hereon in this blog's patron ratbag is W.C.Fields.

I will make the appropriate adjustments and establish the required protocols.