Who werre the bastards in the Bastard Boys?

I guess I'm getting cantankerous -- but I could not handle The Bastard Boys on ABC TV last night past the first 30 minutes.

Other more appropriate titles that came to mind are:
  • At Home with Greg;
  • Introducing the ACTU Lifestyle and Wine Guide;
  • How to Handle That Important Lunch Date with the Boss;
  • The Back Room Boys;
  • You lucky People! Greg's the one (knight errant and family man)....for Charlton!,